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Mr Male
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Posted - 2006.05.05 03:12:00 -
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It was a warm spring night, I had just returned from the soccer. My mother made me hot choclate and I had the sudden urge to try my hand at the pirating. I was nice and comfortable but I felt like a angry bear looking to kill a salmon. So I fitted my raven that I had trained for immediately from the beginning of my eve playtime, I had only the ability to use large heavy assault missiles which i had six launchers to kill npc pirates in my lvl 2 missions. I, being a crafty bear, fitted a nice versitile setup which I will reveal but my secret.
2 Heavy Launcher Missiles
2 Medium Pulse Lasers
2 Ep-Guassian Miner
1 Micro Smartbomb
1 Free slot to fit during space
2 Warp scramblers
2 cap recharger
1 target painter
1 small shield booster
4 warp core stabs
1 co pro(for cap)
(sorry for grammar, mum was not around)
So I search belts in the low security system for easily killable mining vessels, the first belt I warped to there was no one. I tried my hand at the npc pirates and looted a name cap recharger which I have fitted now kekekeke >.<. Second belt, I met a caracal cruiser and mining barge who were mining, I convoed them and decided not too shoot them...it could have been a tough fight. The mining barge had medium drones, and flashed to make me aware that they were angry bears too. I warped to the next belt and met a merlin...it was mining and I was ready to fight it. I looked it at on it and saw that it was mining a roid so I positioned myself next to it and proceeded to mine aswell to trick it. He stole from my jet can and I opened fire on his vessel, quickly returned fire but my missiles had already brought his shield down doing 11.4 dmg each, I had only heavy missile lvl 1 becz I was training to become an ew pilot and join an alliance probably bob. His missiles and turrets began to eat through my shields closer than my smal lshield booster could keep up so I convoed him for ransom but he ignored and typed an 'lol' in the local channel but I warped out thanks for 4 warp core stabs and I called him a snot head in the local chat. I warped back to station to repair my armor but great fight I spilt my hot choclate and my mom got mad it ruined my pants and burnt my shins and I got mad and hit my chair. was a fun fight and I almost got my first kill.
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Mr Male
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Posted - 2006.05.05 03:22:00 -
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Edited by: Mr Male on 05/05/2006 03:22:35
If malka is out there to read this, I like you and if you give me hints to kill stuff like you do please?
No worried, no pants or shins were harmed in the making of this story but the chair is ok my hand hurts bad and my***** spaniel wouldnt quit barking for he was an angry bear too i think but I acciently hitted him wit my playstation controller. |
Mr Male
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Posted - 2006.05.05 03:26:00 -
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 Originally by: KilROCK
roflmao
rdaloam bak at u buddy cowboy |
Mr Male
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Posted - 2006.05.05 03:26:00 -
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Originally by: KilROCK
roflmao
rdaloam bak at u buddy cowboy |
Mr Male
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Posted - 2006.05.05 03:29:00 -
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I got back from vet, my dog will feel better soon.  Maybeh he could train to be pirate doogie and we would pirate together and when people saw us enter system they would go 'oh uh angry bears be afraid' |
Mr Male
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Posted - 2006.05.07 21:22:00 -
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Hihihihihi -N- THKS for all great replies.
Soz trolls ruin the day makes me sad but I ignore them easily. Some people think WCS's are the bad cuz people use them often, cuz they r great. This is not the true for I enjoy my use of WCS's for the solo pirate. I dont like to die cuz stabds r good.
I shuld think cuz Im paying customer. Please. I doo w/e I want. I think I train for geddon for 8 low slots thats lots wcs adn I pvp effeciently like really. too bad it cant use the missiles which might mean I have to put thought and intelligience itn o my setups and pvp actionz but I like missiles. |
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